alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

hauntsclemmings:

this line just really means a lot to me. 
"Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators."
Stephen Fry (via observando)
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phosphorescentt:

If I could offer a young person advice about anything it would be do NOT make life decisions based on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Girls especially. Do NOT stay close to home for him, do not skip opportunities to travel or study abroad, do not pick a safe college to be with him. Expand your horizons. Broaden your own life. He is not the world.

prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.
smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.
fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well
maderpsonn:

boooty-and-the-beast:

bookmad:

johanirae:

theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:


thischick25:


This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…


men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.


THE NOTES ON THIS


because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

Forever grateful for this post for removing the shame of going into a different store and finding that the pants do not fit me even though I am WEARING the “same size” pants right that moment.

when i worked in retail, i tried to explain this concept to customers all the time, and they always got angry with me like i was lying about how ridiculous women’s sizing is.

I work in a clothing store and out of nowhere they decided to scale ALL of the women’s sizes down. No warning. They didn’t even tell us, the people selling them! Just all of a sudden everyone (including myself) had to go up a size. Total voodoo, not even consistent within the brand. The number literally means shit.

GOD BLESS THIS POST. OMG

calming starter sentences

  • "Its okay, I'm here."
  • "I'm not going to leave you."
  • "Everything is okay."
  • "I'm going to protect you."
  • "I believe in you."
  • "Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."
  • "You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."
  • "You're not going to lose me."
  • "I love you."
  • "I'll stay right here, okay?"
  • "Just breathe."
  • "I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."
  • "You're everything to me."
  • "I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."
  • "Do you want to talk about it?"
  • "You don't have to be alone."
  • Anonymous asked:
    can u explain the bae music note thing?

    mighty-warri0r:

    I would if you could clarify what the bae music thing is

    Edit: its a b flat on treble clef. It means you stepped on a bee so its flat now. Its a really stupid but smart pun.